RSB: shane i s2g RSB: now i'm thinking about it RSB: shane madej i am in WAL-MART RSB: i should not have to deal with this
SAM: i didn't wanna ask SAM: i was gonna say something SAM: but you're still in Wal-Mart and i don't wanna like SAM: i can't find the demon emoji but i want you to know that i mean it lmao RSB: that's voice to text dumbass RSB: not picking up condoms RSB: cool RSB: you could have just told me? SAM: almost SAM: pick some up? SAM: condoms too SAM: unless you don't won't them? SAM: siri how do i unsend a text RSB: lmao RSB: speaking of RSB: are we out of lube? SAM: i mean i'm down to fuck you but SAM: lmaooooooooo RSB: what to fuck RSB: i mean RSB: im not saying no but RSB: ? SAM: back on the demon train SAM: they think i'm a top most of the time lmao RSB: i am in a fucking Wal-Mart you demon SAM: a weird texting fic thing idk SAM: also the ones where we've fucked in ghost houses SAM: well yeah SAM: i wanna see how close they get to the real thing SAM: no it's like an actual thing SAM: in both the fanfic and on tumblr RSB: wait is that like a thing RSB: i thought we were just getting questions about it as like RSB: individual jokes
SAM: yea SAM: jumping on the bfu bandwagon, are we? SAM: demon!shane strikes again RSB: do you want popcorn, you demon fuck? SAM: fuck is a swear SAM: i don't see the relevance RSB: shane we've been dating for a year and a half RSB: i'd say we're p fckn gay RSB: already at Wal-Mart picking it up RSB: really the one word my phone autocaps is Wal-Mart? RSB: okay, sure RSB: also i love you too SAM: thanks i love you SAM: pls pick up popcorn on your way RSB: i'm on my way, you big nerd RSB: smh SAM: uh anyway SAM: you wanna come watch a movie? SAM: if you're not doing anything SAM: and you want to SAM: actually don't SAM: im cool RSB: yeah but RSB: where's the fun in that? SAM: you could have just backspaced SAM: this is a text conversation SAM: ok i love you too i just SAM: emotions are hard ok? SAM: don't say what i think you're gonna say RSB: shane alexander madej RSB: i s2g RSB: blockt RSB: and if you talk shit about my cohost you're catchin hands all our friends love you and you're my best friend, shane. you're so sweet to me without being too sweet and you hold my hand when i'm scared but still tease me to distract me and i love that about you. RSB: 2nd of all RSB: you're a great boyfriend. RSB: 1st of all RSB: don't talk shit about my boyfriend SAM: bad boyfriend SAM: bad friend SAM: bad producer SAM: bad cohost SAM: bad SAM: yeah SAM: i mean idk SAM: just feeling p self-negative lately